Not a Morning Person Gym Socks
Alarms are a nuisance, joggers are freaks, and people that wake up early by choice?? What even is that? It's OK to be grumpy until after the sun begins its daily descent, and you shouldn't have to explain yourself, either. Throw these on, flash some foot, and hit the snooze button a few dozen times. Problem solved!
• 61% Cotton, 36% Nylon, 3% Spandex.